Its Not difficult to make a woman happy (LOL)

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Traci

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IT’S NOT DIFFICULT TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY …A Man Only Needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A Companion
3. A Lover
4. A Brother
5. A Father
6. A Master
7. A Chef
8. An Electrician
9. A Carpenter
10. A Plumber
11. A Mechanic
12. A Decorator
13. A Stylist
14. A Sexologist
15. A Gynaecologist
16. A Psychologist
17. A Pest exterminator
18. A Psychiatrist
19. A Healer
20. A Good listener
21. An Organiser
22. A Good father
23. Very Clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give lots of attention, expecting little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

AND VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never Forget:
*Birthdays
*Anniversaries
*Arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. SHAG HIM
2. LEAVE HIM IN PEACE

Hope you liked it foolicon
 

VDUB113

Banned
Here's some food for thought:

Us men KNOW this, but we ignore it just to spite you women.

We aren't as DUMB as we appear.

Ha ha.

-Jay
 

ricos_mama

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So, you guys know what we need, but don't do it to spite us? Then we are unhappy, which causes YOUR life not to run as smooth... and you thought you all weren't dumb??? you're just making it harder on everyone... haha ha ha ha...J/k
 
So, you guys know what we need, but don't do it to spite us? Then we are unhappy, which causes YOUR life not to run as smooth... and you thought you all weren't dumb??? you're just making it harder on everyone...

:LOL: Too true! Life becomes very easy when you have a happy woman in your life ;) . I should add, I don't require my man to be a lot of things on that list... like be an electrician... just to have the $ to hire someone to do them and not enough pride to try and do it themselves :D

-Jen
 

Oscar's Mom

Super Boxer
Women may expect a lot but we also give a lot in return. When I'm treated well and I'm happy there isn't anything I wouldn't do for my hubby. :)

Loved the list though. It made me laugh.

Myra
 
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