This is great...
I know it's not a job, but if Lady were to have an actual occupation, it would be that mean parent who throws away their kids' stuff when it's left out. She is constantly finding things that *WE* consider to be put away and reminding us that counters, tables, couches, floors are not the place for our valuables. And so they go in the trash: shoes with big chunks gnawed off, the brand-new MP3 player I got for Christmas that didn't work after it's afternoon with her, important bills in dirty little pieces, etc.
A couple of weeks ago she let us know that the kitchen counter is not the place for (get this) a 4 ounce package of oregano, a pound of spaghetti, a box of nesquik and A POUND OF MARGARINE. It was nice to come home to that mixed together on the floor of the kitchen.
So she is definitely the mean mom.
Mariah.