abbey_eisma
Boxer Buddy
oh I hear you guys! But when you think of all the joy they bring it puts everything into perspective! You gotta luv em!
If I didn’t have Boxers…
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Oscar&Champ
Super Boxer
Wow, there are sooo many things to say and it seems everyone has something different. Lets see...
If I didn't have my boxers Oscar and Champ....
My family would not think that I mysteriously gave birth to 2 skin kids instead of dogs because I refer to them as my boys and have a "doggie" diper bag.
Have a passionate evening; because the dogs think daddy is beating up mommy.
Get ready in the morning with out a little helper.
Not have slobbery squeeky toys all over the house to step on.
Stop spelling certain words no matter who I am around even when the dogs are not there.
Have the lady at the grocery stop asking me "why do you buy so many hotdogs and no buns?"
Not have full out conversations with my boys including responses to myself.
Have a second...and third shadow.
Be woken up in the middle of the night thinking a skunk got in the house....nope just the boxer poots.
Plan what to cook for dinner based on what people foods the boys can eat.
Not find kibble and boogies stuck in every nook and cranny of the house.
Never know the wonderful company, companionship and unconditional love our babies give us.
Wow, once you start the list just flows and only grows longer and longer. If I didn't have my boxers I would be COMPLETELY LOST.
If I didn't have my boxers Oscar and Champ....
My family would not think that I mysteriously gave birth to 2 skin kids instead of dogs because I refer to them as my boys and have a "doggie" diper bag.
Have a passionate evening; because the dogs think daddy is beating up mommy.
Get ready in the morning with out a little helper.
Not have slobbery squeeky toys all over the house to step on.
Stop spelling certain words no matter who I am around even when the dogs are not there.
Have the lady at the grocery stop asking me "why do you buy so many hotdogs and no buns?"
Not have full out conversations with my boys including responses to myself.
Have a second...and third shadow.
Be woken up in the middle of the night thinking a skunk got in the house....nope just the boxer poots.
Plan what to cook for dinner based on what people foods the boys can eat.
Not find kibble and boogies stuck in every nook and cranny of the house.
Never know the wonderful company, companionship and unconditional love our babies give us.
Wow, once you start the list just flows and only grows longer and longer. If I didn't have my boxers I would be COMPLETELY LOST.
ZoeRestorick
Boxer Insane
If I Didn't Have My Boxer...
My carpets would be the original colour as when they were installed.
My hardwood floors would be gleaming and unscathed.
The lawn would be lush and green.
My car would be clean, hair and slobber-free.
I would have storage space in my kitchen cupboards for my own food.
I could go on vacation without first driving 5 hours to my parent's house for a drop-off.
I could go out for dinner with my husband without worrying about what time we stay out until.
The kitchen floor would be dry.
I could stretch out in my own bed and even have covers to pull over myself.
I wouldn't wake up with a stiff neck from sleeping in a contorted position.
I wouldn't know the incredible joy of the most wonderful creature I have ever known! lovicon
My carpets would be the original colour as when they were installed.
My hardwood floors would be gleaming and unscathed.
The lawn would be lush and green.
My car would be clean, hair and slobber-free.
I would have storage space in my kitchen cupboards for my own food.
I could go on vacation without first driving 5 hours to my parent's house for a drop-off.
I could go out for dinner with my husband without worrying about what time we stay out until.
The kitchen floor would be dry.
I could stretch out in my own bed and even have covers to pull over myself.
I wouldn't wake up with a stiff neck from sleeping in a contorted position.
I wouldn't know the incredible joy of the most wonderful creature I have ever known! lovicon
sweetneon98
Boxer Buddy
boxers take up all of our time!
if i did not have hugo,
-i would have more time to myself, but not have a companion
-i would not get to go to the dog park and play with other puppies/dogs
-i would have more money to spend on myself
-i would not have a million and two toys lying all over the house
since i do have hugo
-i get to buy those rediculous toys that squeak and moo
-i get to rough around with him until he nips me
-i get to tell all of my friends and family that he means more than they do!
if i did not have hugo,
-i would have more time to myself, but not have a companion
-i would not get to go to the dog park and play with other puppies/dogs
-i would have more money to spend on myself
-i would not have a million and two toys lying all over the house
since i do have hugo
-i get to buy those rediculous toys that squeak and moo
-i get to rough around with him until he nips me
-i get to tell all of my friends and family that he means more than they do!
Melissa79
Super Boxer
If I didnt have Boomer....
1. I wouldnt know the Petsmart people by name, and if I walked in alone they wouldnt ask, "Wheres the man?"
2. I wouldnt walk around with bruises on my legs from a 52lb boxer standing on my lap for fun.
3. I would not know what a "Cuz" was.
4. I wouldnt laugh as much.
5. My room wouldnt smell like Fritos in the morning.
6. I wouldnt have "poopy bags" in my glove compartment.
7. I wouldnt have to get up early to plan for wrestle time, extra potty breaks, and the occasional shoe stealing chase.
8. I wouldnt have a warm bed.
9. I wouldnt have my best friend.
10. No one would be that excitied to see me walk out of the bathroom, no matter how long I was in there!!!
Thanks Boomer
1. I wouldnt know the Petsmart people by name, and if I walked in alone they wouldnt ask, "Wheres the man?"
2. I wouldnt walk around with bruises on my legs from a 52lb boxer standing on my lap for fun.
3. I would not know what a "Cuz" was.
4. I wouldnt laugh as much.
5. My room wouldnt smell like Fritos in the morning.
6. I wouldnt have "poopy bags" in my glove compartment.
7. I wouldnt have to get up early to plan for wrestle time, extra potty breaks, and the occasional shoe stealing chase.
8. I wouldnt have a warm bed.
9. I wouldnt have my best friend.
10. No one would be that excitied to see me walk out of the bathroom, no matter how long I was in there!!!
Thanks Boomer
ZOE*BOXER
Boxer Insane
I would not have the best doggie in the world.
I would not have the softest, silkiest nose to pet.
I would not have company in the bathroom.
Who would help me eat the pepper cheese?
Who would I snuggle with besides my husband?
Who would I brag about at work?
I would have nobody to grace my truck windows with slobber.
Nope, cannot live without my Zoe.
I would not have the softest, silkiest nose to pet.
I would not have company in the bathroom.
Who would help me eat the pepper cheese?
Who would I snuggle with besides my husband?
Who would I brag about at work?
I would have nobody to grace my truck windows with slobber.
Nope, cannot live without my Zoe.
Hvnsentme3
Banned
That's hilariousZOE*BOXER said:
I don't blame Zoe.. I would spy with her
Melissa79
Super Boxer
Ahh I just remembered another one, I would not have an extra load of laundry strictly devoted to the dog sheet he lays on the couch with, assorted dog beds (yes he has more than one), dog blanket, crate pad, and of course assorted toys. Gee can anyone guess what I'm doing today???
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