Dog Joke

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A beautiful female boxer was walking down the street when she came across three bachelor dogs. The trio was speechless and drooling all over themselves in awe of her beauty. She decided to make it easy for the three. She said, "The one to use the words "liver" and "cheese" in the most imaginative way in a sentence gets to go out with me." The Lab went first. All he could say was "I love liver and cheese". The boxer was not impressed. The Pit Bull said, "I hate liver and cheese." The boxer didn't like that one either. The chiahuahua turned to the other two bachelors and said, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
 

Alisha Mobley

Boxer Insane
:LOL: Funny joke...now I'm picturing a Boxer and a Chi walking down the street holding paws.:LOL:

I won't even try to imagine what pups would look like!!:eek:
 

Mom3

Super Boxer
:LOL: Could only come from Texas! Love it!:LOL: (Now I'm going to have that Taco Bell dog wearing the sombrero in my mind all day!)
 
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MollyMoose

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:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Ive heard that one before. Its one of those good jokes where you can substitute with any breed you prefer. Too funny!
 
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