Oh, I was laughing myself silly, along with everyone else, including the hot guy! Can't help it...that's why I have dogs - they keep me humble! It was even better when I started cleaning up the pee from the carpet and he said, "um, do you think we could clean up my pants before we worry about your carpet?" He wasn't mad...he's a big doofus, just like Diesel!
But I'm afraid there's no chance for future romance anyway, did I neglect to mention he's only 22!?!? I'm definitely not interested in someone younger than me...