Gee, you guys all have such tender words to describe your boxers... I think mine is broken
Thora: lunatic
Sure she's great when she's pressed up on my side and giving kisses... but when she's bouncing off my furniture, throwing herself at glass doors to scare birds/cats/squirrels/chippies/deer, and going Cujo at the front door when a boy scout comes to sell me popcorn, "lovey" and "sweet" hardly come to mind haha
