Hs'ing Mom
Boxer Booster
Dear Santa,
This is Chloe, the most beautiful white boxer in the whole world. (that's what my mom calls me, anyway)
I have tried to be a good girl this year. I can't help it when one of the toddler toys in our home jump around in my face. They are just asking to get shredded. It's my job to protect my family, right? Those toys can be real dangerous if Mom falls over them. So, I try to eat all of those toddler toys I can!
I can't help it if I'm so scared of a mouse that I sit in the living room while my mom was shrieking in terror in the kitchen. What was I supposed to do? I'm not a cat! I did go in there and check out the scene, but I didn't think that mouse would eat much of my food or hurt anybody. So, I went back to the couch and took a nap.
I always make sure to help my mom with the dinner cleanup. It's hard work. Those 3 kids of my mom really make messes in her floor. I try to help Mom by cleaning the floor after those kids throw half of their food in the floor. Does that count as being good?
I'll try to leave your reindeer a treat......but you know how I love treats! I promise I'll try to leave them alone!
Santa, could you leave my Mom a new camera. She's been fussing and fussing that she needs a new one because she can't get enough pictures of me and her skin-kids. (What's with these skin-kids anyway?)
Oh, and please bring me a little something. Maybe a toy or two? And as for Mom's skin-kids, maybe a toy or two for them too? I bet those skin-kids would love a new squeaky toy! I could take care of it for them!
Love,
Chloe, the most beautiful white boxer in the world (that's what my mom says!)
This is Chloe, the most beautiful white boxer in the whole world. (that's what my mom calls me, anyway)
I have tried to be a good girl this year. I can't help it when one of the toddler toys in our home jump around in my face. They are just asking to get shredded. It's my job to protect my family, right? Those toys can be real dangerous if Mom falls over them. So, I try to eat all of those toddler toys I can!
I can't help it if I'm so scared of a mouse that I sit in the living room while my mom was shrieking in terror in the kitchen. What was I supposed to do? I'm not a cat! I did go in there and check out the scene, but I didn't think that mouse would eat much of my food or hurt anybody. So, I went back to the couch and took a nap.
I always make sure to help my mom with the dinner cleanup. It's hard work. Those 3 kids of my mom really make messes in her floor. I try to help Mom by cleaning the floor after those kids throw half of their food in the floor. Does that count as being good?
I'll try to leave your reindeer a treat......but you know how I love treats! I promise I'll try to leave them alone!
Santa, could you leave my Mom a new camera. She's been fussing and fussing that she needs a new one because she can't get enough pictures of me and her skin-kids. (What's with these skin-kids anyway?)
Oh, and please bring me a little something. Maybe a toy or two? And as for Mom's skin-kids, maybe a toy or two for them too? I bet those skin-kids would love a new squeaky toy! I could take care of it for them!
Love,
Chloe, the most beautiful white boxer in the world (that's what my mom says!)
So, please put my toys behind the couch as Mommy told me I would only be getting coal this year. This will be just between me and you, Santa. 