Boxer Talk...

[rich_h]

Just seen this on another website, thought you'd all like it!

TYPICAL THINGS A BOXER WOULD SAY DURING HIS AVERAGE DAY

* Yes, I am smiling.

* I really do need to be underfoot.

* Here, take this - you don’t play enough.

* Have you considered that chocolate may be bad for you, too?!

* I have bad breath?! Two words - Shrimp Scampi!!

* Clean clothes need to be marked before you leave this house!

* Sorry, cookies are my weakness.

* The water in ‘there’ is cooler.

* Yes, I have to lick your face, that’s the way we do it.

* Sorry, can’t hear you, natural ears!

* Hey, do they have to put so much garlic on the bait?

* What I wouldn’t give for an opposing thumb.

* You should nap more, then we would both want to play.

* Look, STAY! is tough and I forget.

* House rules! If it hits the floor it’s mine.

* But it’s fun to bark at the vacuum.

* This is not begging; I merely want a taste.

* Look I saw you naked; we both need longer walks.

* I really hate baby talk!

* Nice of you to put a fresh tree in my living room. It’s mine now!

* Cats have been known to chew slippers, too.

And finally:

* Look into my eyes - you will see your best friend!

 

[victelstoria]

Thanks for that. If only they could talk. Bruno would say "come on have a look who's on Boxerworld, You don't need to hoover/dust/wash-up all the time " Then maybe "let's go for a walk again."

 

[TarinLynn]

Thats great!! Sounds exactly like Jake!!

 

[x19er]

That's funny.

I like the "Sorry, can’t hear you, natural ears!"

 

[Argandona]

* But it’s fun to bark at the vacuum.

Man, the vacuum cleaner is my Toshis nemesis! He goes berserk, smashing it with his paws and barking like crazy, even when it is stored in the closet

 

[lisasentous]

That´s so true.

 

[bradybunch]

It reminds me how much I love my baby!

We woo woo at the vac. too!

 

[mybubbieroo]

That's great!

Those are just great! Thanks for sharing!

 

[daydreamer]

That's funny.

I like the "Sorry, can’t hear you, natural ears!"

I like that one as well.

 

[beausmommy]

I think the first thing Beau would have said this week would have been:

"Well, why did you buy a new couch if you didn't want me to lay on it? Haven't you figured out by now that all the furniture in this house belongs to me and I just happen to be nice enough to let you share? Wow, you humans really do take a long time to catch on..."