101 uses for a Boxer

[day214]

77. - Personal Interior decorator - Never know what you will come home to .

78. Daily Journal and Confessional - Boxers keep the best secrets

79. Fashion Consultant - You can always get an honest opinion

 

[Scrapper's Mom]

Oops, don't remember if anyone else got this one, but it's one of their most valuable uses -
80. Therapist/personal counselor - with your baby snuggled up next to you or looking at you with those big brown eyes, to them you are the most wonderful person in the world, so you just cannot remain sad or unhappy for very long;

also

81. Lawn aerator - running over the lawn after their toys and frisbees, their sharp claws digging little holes make sure your lawn is properly aerated;

 

[debbie knowles]

82. Scholarship Fund.....(for the vet's kids!!):p

 

[bjandboxxy]

82. Cat finder, for when the cat hides, you'll always find the Boxer staring where the cat last went

83. Reason to clean your car-after you take him for a ride or two, you practically get a new puppy sometimes

84.Chick magnet-you won't pass one girl that doesn't want to pet the Boxer

85. anti-theft for your car- leave the car running with a window open a little, no one will even try to take it with the Boxer in it

 

[scribe1128]

86. Toilet water quality tester! (don't forget to leave the lid up!)

 

[Billysmum]

87. Instant vacuum cleaner

88. Sofa warmer (he sleeps on the sofa at night and in the morning there's a nice warm patch)

 

[KELLY W]

89. Pre-rinser before you put the dishes in the dishwasher.
90. Sparring partner. Watch out for those left hooks and headbutts, they fight dirty!
91. Aluminum can crusher for your recycling.
92. A paper towel for cleaning up water, milk or juice spills.
93. Money saver. You dont want to go out for a night on the town or on that vacation because you dont want to leave them.

 

[ROB]

94- Source of entertainment! 2 sets of boxer paws and a newly installed hardwood flooring to slip and slide on = Laugh's-a-Plenty!

 

[sunni_d]

95. Foot Stool
96. Foot Warmer: what more do you need when you've got a boxer at the other end of the couch
97. Living Breathing Warming Pillow: for those really good cuddle nites.
98. Great at keeping the cats in line: straightens the cats out when they get out of line.

 

[lhsdavis]

99. great way to get guests (who dont have the same love of boxers) to leave is to let them loose to lick and love at will.