101 uses for a Boxer

[Jaime&Louie]

- UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.... even if you don't feel lovable, you always are in a boxer's eyes!

- You've got a little helper when it's time to scrub the tub....

- Rollerblading buddy that NO one dares mess with!

 

[Peggy G]

36) Financial Advisor: I'm taking stock in windex, bounty, resolve, basically any cleaning industry product.

37) Gardener: Who needs a post hole digger to plant trees?

38) Bed Hogger

disregard #37 somebody already has a gardener too. Next on list should be 38

 

[rygolf25]

38. Clothing assistant - chews up current clothing so you can buy new!!!

39. Garbage disposal

40. Lawn fertilizer

41. Vacuum cleaner

42. Exterminator - any little creepy crawly's don't stand a chance

43. and of course - Guard/King of the house!!!

 

[Mrs.Geo]

39) Boxers are the best woo wooers in the world!!!!!

40) Boxers save you from too much time from your family. Whenever family visits I always have to "walk the dog" for a LONG time!

 

[mrs.dog]

41. bed maker...(of course the bed is made with all the covers in a nest in the middle of the bed)
42. boxer locater....( when you're out with your boxer you will surely meet other boxer lovers)
43. fountain of youth... ( when you live with a boxer you just gotta feel better)
44. Best Friend :D

 

[debbie knowles]

Originally posted by Mrs.Geo
[40) Boxers save you from too much time from your family. Whenever family visits I always have to "walk the dog" for a LONG time!

40-a....Gee I would love to stay for another piece of your delicious fruitcake...BUT, it's time for Goliath's medicine!! :D

 

[Austin's Mom]

45. Gets you moving. Hard not to when you have a boxer behind you nibbling on your butt telling you to hurry up!

 

[matilda8255]

46. Dishwasher (especialy those coffee cups)
47. Makeup remover

 

[Scrapper's Mom]

48. Cat exerciser
49. Cat-pan-needs-to-be-emptied Reminder (or he'll eat them!)
50. Alarm Clock - (he really needs to go out now!)
51. Good excuse for not being able to stay too long at the relatives'
52. The ever popular "the dog did it" husband gas blamer-oner

 

[ThatsAlly]

53. The only one in the house who can find dog poop before they step in it