101 uses for a Boxer

[Katlyn'sDuke]

I thought this would be a fun list to compile!
Here a couple to get started:

1. Hugs! - ofcourse!
2. Heater - when it's cold at night, cuddle up with the Boxer in bed.
3. Christmas Cards! use that big, wet tongue to help lick the envelopes! (Duke helped me this year, He got lots of peanut butter as a thank you!)
4. doorbell - they always let you know whenever someone is visiting!


Please add on!
thanks,
Katlyn
mother of Duke, brindle/black mask/floppy/docked

 

[BooBoo & Riley]

5) item of Jealousy, when you need your husband to feel second class in the family,.... for just a quick short time.

6) training tool for babies, both getting up at night and for all those wonderful responsibilities

7) depression medicine...

 

[debbie knowles]

8. Reminding you of overdue Eye Exams (by chewing up your glasses)

9. Decorating your carpet in the latest tie-dye design with a bottle of bleach

10. Ridding the world of Mockingbirds

11. Laundry Assistants (if you don't mind your underwear flying around the back yard)

12. Mouse Traps (they always remember to shower them first)

13. Wood Crafters ( for engraving those wonderful etchings on the corners of your wooden tables

 

[Draven Boy]

17-baby sitter- If you don't mind your kids all chewed up when you pick them up.

18- Exerciser- Take him to the park, and you'll know what I am talking about....

 

[Scorpio]

19 - never a dull moment

20- everything is always licked clean

21 - keeps other pets on their toes

22 - If you want to get rid of something your MIL gave you but just can't throw it out, leave it on the floor boxer will take care of it.

23 - bed is always warm

 

[debbie knowles]

Originally posted by Scorpio

22 - If you want to get rid of something your MIL gave you but just can't throw it out, leave it on the floor boxer will take care of it.

:eek: OMG....I thought I was the only one who did this!!!!

 

[Katlyn'sDuke]

24. weight loss system - split everything you eat with your Boxer. This helps because I eat half as much, and he's so funny smacking food around (laughing burns calories, right?!).

 

[cobbpark]

25. Kisses!

26. Helps remove ornaments from Christmas tree!

27. Reminds kids to pickup toys or you know what happens!

28. Gardener. Digs holes when needed or not!

 

[Eric J]

Originally posted by dtturton
16. Guide dog - If I'm not tripping over a Boxer, I'm not going in the right direction!

HAHAHAHA, good one.

30) Decoy - When you talk to yourself people THINK it is to your Boxer.

31) Blame Catcher - I mean someone has to take the heat for the "smell" in the air.

 

[Kelly Ryan]

32) Who needs a towel to dry off with when you have a boxer chasing after you licking off every drop of water!!!!