101 things you will replace as the price for loving your Boxer

[Sube Ru's mom]

I think we are on 266. Subi and Bailey are only a year and a half

266. 15 feet of telephone cord
267. TWO microwaves
268. Rice cooker
269. Answering Machine
270. Kitchen Wall - pic in gallery
271. Doors to microwave cabinet
272. Telephone book
273. Sunglasses
274. MY glasses- THEY HAVE BEEN SUPERGLUED 15 TIMES
275. My yard
276. countless undies

the list goes on but thats good for now

 

[Kataii]

Ok ok

Ok now you have me scared. My lil Thor is only ll weeks old. Should i open a savings account just for the stuff i will have to replace ? :rolleyes:

Betsy

 

[lexismum]

277*screen door
278*re-enforced screen door
279*special petproof screen door
280*plexiglass bottom screen door

along with many of the other things people have already mentioned.

 

[shannonmac]

hahaha! yes open that savings account now!!!
ok onto our list
277. my moms dining room chair (that was actually this morning)
278. kitty litter (an entire bag, pic in gallery)
279. my old couch
280. all the dog toys her and zoe got for christmas (they lasted about 2 minutes between the 2 of them)
281. (1) bean bag chair (my fault, i let her use it in her crate)
282. ate the entire lining of my brand new $200 pea coat, while in her crate...how this was accomplished...i do not know...but her and zoe were in the same crate...so...
im sure there are many, many more... i just can't think of them now! hahaha

 

[shannonmac]

oops looks like we were posting at the same time! hahaha
so it looks like we're on #286

 

[Amber+Myah]

#287 - SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nmsis]

Sube Ru's Mom, Too funny--two microwaves & a rice cooker. Have those Boxers been sneakin in to the kitchen & cookin while the cook was on strike or somethin? I know I caught my microwave on fire once. Woops!:D :D

 

[KC]

Where do you even begin?

bicycle seat
lawnmower seat (ripped right off the bolts)
lawnmower wheel
entire insulation from shed ceiling (how did they reach?)
every low branch on every tree in the yard
wooden porch swing (completely eaten)
two lawn chairs
walls
couch
loveseat
bed
boxspring
carpet
books
cell phones
shoes
tree skirt
ornaments
leashes
anything plastic (bowls, cups, serving utensils)
baskets
all the grass
part of the fence
corners of bedside table, dresser, and window sills
comforter
various pillows (bed and couch)
curtains
mini-blinds
and of course - trash and food off counters

Granted, this has been over a period of years and four boxers!!

 

[gracie]

OK I think that puts us up to about 316


316 Cherry TV Cabinet - the corner
317 Every stuffed toy
318 Love Seat
319 Leather Chair
320 EVERY BLADE OF GRASS IN OUR BACK YARD - gone.....(of course the drought didn't help any)
321 any piece of paper they can get their teeth into
322 any thing left dangling on or near their crate i.e. yarn, my favorite sheets, clothing, paper...
323 any thing left in the back yard that they can prance around with before destroying
324 carpet of course
325 the back door

But I wouldn't trade them for nothing. Every day I can't wait to get up to see my puppers, I can't wait to get home from work to see those kidney beans and get some puppy love!!

Boxers are the best. Have you ever seen that Dachshund ranch on the celluar phone commercial -- I wish I could have a boxer ranch - wouldn't that be cool!!!

 

[Jaime&Louie]

I think that I should be scared now... after reading these posts. I can't believe some of the stuff your boxers have destroyed!!

I'm trying to think of any examples! I think I must be the luckiest woman in the world... I can honestly say that aside from an occasional "bad chew" which really hasn't been anything hugely upsetting... he hasn't destroyed anything of value. Should I be preparing for the worst? He's a year and 2 months old... left alone every day, uncrated.

Have any of your boxers been absoutely perfect, and then one day just turned around and become monsters? He's my only dog, and it seems like most of the posts are multiple dog households...