101 things you will replace as the price for loving your Boxer

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nmsis

Boxer Booster
:D :D :D I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! Sometimes you think you're the only one --you know. Wow, dial on the washing machine. These are great!
 

debbie knowles

Boxer Insane
104. The pigtail connection on the boat trailer...5 times
105. The carpet that got tie dyed with the bottle of bleach
106. Mini-blinds 5 of those now..but only one had to be custom made!
107. The corners of the new golden oak coffee table
108. One front tooth...only had to be capped not fully replaced
109. Garden hose
110. Angel doll that used to sit on TV...poor thing lost her wings!
111. Plunger handle..reduced to sawdust
112. Bar Stool seat...just two days ago as a matter of fact!
113. Panelling seam strips and woodwork
114. Really gawdy birdhouse made of plastic canvas by mother in law..appicon appicon appicon
115. More rolls of toilet paper, paper towls and magazines that could ever be counted and yes, as previously mentioned my hubby lost a pair of those expensive eyeglasses too!!
Of couse there's more but I am now exhausted and depressed!!:p
116. Oh how could I forget the south's entire population of mockingbirds that Jack is determined to get rid of! :eek:
 
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Thomas Liggin

Boxer Insane
117. We put sod in his enclosed play area. At 3 months old he'd pull up one corner of the 16 inch by 6 foot piece then extract it and drag it somewhere else. What he didn't kill by doing that he finished off by peeing on it.

Why do we love these monsters so much?


Tom
 

debbie knowles

Boxer Insane
"Why do we love these monsters so much? Tom"

Not sure there Tom....but I do know that when we lost our Hannah in Oct 2001...I thought I was going to have to replace my heart, becuase I felt like she had taken it with her.
 

jaimie

Boxer Insane
Wow what a list!

118. 2 bear candles from my baby shower
119. A diaper genie, no these are not boxer proof. Oh thank goodness it was empty when it happened but it was toasted!
120. Mattress to our pull out bed.
121. Lillies brought back from Ireland that were a family tradition
122. Grandma's wig (oh do I have a story for this one-gma has a wig since she has barely any hair and we lived w/gma and had Brit maybe 3 months, well g-ma would put her gym stuff outside and Brit nosed through the bag and got her wig out. Well, I came home and looked through the gate to see something flying through the air. Well, I thought it was a dead squirrel until I went in the back yard and low and behold there was g-mas wig (it is grey) full of dog slobber, boxelder seeds (from the trees they look like boomerangs) and black dirt. LOL Needless to say g-ma used this wig until the new one came in! HEHE :LOL:
123. The basement door, and molding
124. My brand new berber carpet that had a 6 ft snag in it from Brit's collar (the s hook snagged the carpet)
125. A large bottle of Tums-for the most part they were all still there except they were a nasty pasty mess from slobber.
126. A tube of bitter lime. They got it down from the counter and ate the whole thing. EEEWWW!

Jaimie
 

CoppersMom

Boxer Buddy
127. Pair of silicone boobs I used for my wedding dress, the kind you buy at a lingerie store.

(#114.....hilarious!)
 

jaimie

Boxer Insane
Coopersmom, I have those too, but my kids put teeth marks in them good thing they weren't the real thing LOL!

Jaimie
 
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