You know you love your dog when:- Pigs Ears are on your shopping list every week. You send Valentine's day cards from your dog to his favourite doggy friend Your dog sleeps with you. You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but he understands. Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let him kiss you (but not immediately afterward, of course). You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't. You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times. You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid. You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog. You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable. You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the cinema with your boy/girlfriend You meet someone when out walking your dogs and you introduce your dogs first. Your dog sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the Chemist You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work You don't go out for drinks with co-workers any more because you need to go home and see your dog. You avoid vacuming the house as long as possible because your dog is afraid of the vacuum cleaner.