Robyn
Completely Boxer Crazy
I think this is hysterical...enjoy!
Politicians at the pearly gates
>
> > 2 Democrats and a Republican Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George Bush died
> and found themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River,
looking
> across at the promised land.
>
> > The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and shouted over to
the
> three surprised Americans, "Contrary to what you have been taught, each
of
> you will have to wade across the Jordan River." As Michael saw their
> perplexed looks, he
> reassured them by saying, "Don't worry. You will only sink proportionally
> according
> to your sins on earth. The more you have sinned the more you will sink
into
> the water."
> >
> > The three American sages of political lore looked at one another, trying
to
> determine who shall be the first brave soul to cross the Jordan River.
> Finally George Bush volunteered to go first. Slowly he began to wade out
into
> the river, and slowly the water began to get higher and higher, reaching
to
> his waist. George began to sweat, thinking that all of his sins are coming
> back to haunt him. He was beginning to wonder if he would ever see the
other
> side. Finally, after what seemed liked an eternity, he began to emerge on
the
> river's bank.
> >
> > As he ascended to the other side, he looked behind him to see which one
of
> the other brave souls was going next. A shock of surprised registered on
his
> face, as he
> saw Al Gore almost in the middle of the river and only his ankles barely
> touching the water. He turned to Michael and exclaimed, "I know Al Gore,
Al
> Gore is a friend of mine, and he has sinned much, much more than that!"
> >
> > Before the Archangel Michael could reply, Al Gore shouted back, "I'm
> standing on Clinton's shoulders!"
>
>
Politicians at the pearly gates
>
> > 2 Democrats and a Republican Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George Bush died
> and found themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River,
looking
> across at the promised land.
>
> > The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and shouted over to
the
> three surprised Americans, "Contrary to what you have been taught, each
of
> you will have to wade across the Jordan River." As Michael saw their
> perplexed looks, he
> reassured them by saying, "Don't worry. You will only sink proportionally
> according
> to your sins on earth. The more you have sinned the more you will sink
into
> the water."
> >
> > The three American sages of political lore looked at one another, trying
to
> determine who shall be the first brave soul to cross the Jordan River.
> Finally George Bush volunteered to go first. Slowly he began to wade out
into
> the river, and slowly the water began to get higher and higher, reaching
to
> his waist. George began to sweat, thinking that all of his sins are coming
> back to haunt him. He was beginning to wonder if he would ever see the
other
> side. Finally, after what seemed liked an eternity, he began to emerge on
the
> river's bank.
> >
> > As he ascended to the other side, he looked behind him to see which one
of
> the other brave souls was going next. A shock of surprised registered on
his
> face, as he
> saw Al Gore almost in the middle of the river and only his ankles barely
> touching the water. He turned to Michael and exclaimed, "I know Al Gore,
Al
> Gore is a friend of mine, and he has sinned much, much more than that!"
> >
> > Before the Archangel Michael could reply, Al Gore shouted back, "I'm
> standing on Clinton's shoulders!"
>
>
