x19er
Boxer Insane
The joys of living with an elderly boxer whose not as nimble as she used to be!
3.30am last night, Dino appeared at the bedside, woke dh up with a nuzzle in the face, then disappeared off doing his on a mission high speed trot, dh gets up to investigate and finds Dino sitting staring at Sophie. Silly girl is stuck upside down in her bed! She must have rolled onto her back then tipped too far over, had her head wedged between her bed and the wall, her paws couldn't reach the wall to push herself back off and she was lying looking rather sheepish with all 4 paws in the air............
If only they could talk, I wonder how that conversation might have went:
S: Dino wake up.....
D: What, I'm sleeping.
S: Emmmmm everything seems to be upside down!
D: What, don't be daft............
S: It is, look see!
D: I can't see you, hold on.............tee hee hee Sophie your upside down.......
S: What? I am? Oh how did that happen? Ahhhhhhh I can't move........do something Dino!
D: Ok, well I could do or I could just go back to sleep again.........tee hee hee. What's it worth?
S: Dino just do something all the bloods rushing to my head......I don't feel so good.
D: Ok then..............silly old buffer!
S: What did you say?
D: Nothing!
S: Ok licking my face is noooo helping Dino!
D: Well I dunno what to do it's not like I have a winch handy or anything........just roll over!
S: I can't what bit of stuck don't you understand?
D: Shall I get Mum & Dad then?
S: No, I'm embarrassed................
D: You can't stay like that all night!
S: Oh ok then....................just tell them not to put the light on................
3.30am last night, Dino appeared at the bedside, woke dh up with a nuzzle in the face, then disappeared off doing his on a mission high speed trot, dh gets up to investigate and finds Dino sitting staring at Sophie. Silly girl is stuck upside down in her bed! She must have rolled onto her back then tipped too far over, had her head wedged between her bed and the wall, her paws couldn't reach the wall to push herself back off and she was lying looking rather sheepish with all 4 paws in the air............
If only they could talk, I wonder how that conversation might have went:
S: Dino wake up.....
D: What, I'm sleeping.
S: Emmmmm everything seems to be upside down!
D: What, don't be daft............
S: It is, look see!
D: I can't see you, hold on.............tee hee hee Sophie your upside down.......
S: What? I am? Oh how did that happen? Ahhhhhhh I can't move........do something Dino!
D: Ok, well I could do or I could just go back to sleep again.........tee hee hee. What's it worth?
S: Dino just do something all the bloods rushing to my head......I don't feel so good.
D: Ok then..............silly old buffer!
S: What did you say?
D: Nothing!
S: Ok licking my face is noooo helping Dino!
D: Well I dunno what to do it's not like I have a winch handy or anything........just roll over!
S: I can't what bit of stuck don't you understand?
D: Shall I get Mum & Dad then?
S: No, I'm embarrassed................
D: You can't stay like that all night!
S: Oh ok then....................just tell them not to put the light on................
So glad that Dino was there to bail you out. He really is a hero isn't he? lovicon I'm thinking he'll get extra boxer kisses today.
