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Boxer Booster
I have re-done "The Twelve Days of Christmas" with a boxer theme. This was done in a VERY short period of time, so if anyone has better ideas, please let me know. I tried to incorporate as many boxer traits as possible.
So here it goes:
On the first day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me a puddle of boxer pee.
On the second day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me two hours of love and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the third day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me eight noxious dog farts,
seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me nine big loud dog snores, eight noxious dog farts, seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me ten hard jackhammers, nine big loud dog snores, eight noxious dog farts, seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me eleven burns in the yard, ten hard jackhammers, nine big loud dog snores, eight noxious dog farts, seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me twelve feet of slobber, eleven burns in the yard, ten hard jackhammers, nine big loud dog snores, eight noxious dog farts, seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
Feel free to improve or use this tune
Happy Holidays to all of you, whatever you may celebrate.
So here it goes:
On the first day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me a puddle of boxer pee.
On the second day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me two hours of love and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the third day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me eight noxious dog farts,
seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me nine big loud dog snores, eight noxious dog farts, seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me ten hard jackhammers, nine big loud dog snores, eight noxious dog farts, seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me eleven burns in the yard, ten hard jackhammers, nine big loud dog snores, eight noxious dog farts, seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my boxer gave to me twelve feet of slobber, eleven burns in the yard, ten hard jackhammers, nine big loud dog snores, eight noxious dog farts, seven quick tail chases, six silly woo-woos, five kidney beans, four well-formed turds, three boxer sighs, two hours of love, and a puddle of boxer pee.
Feel free to improve or use this tune
Happy Holidays to all of you, whatever you may celebrate.
