There must be something wrong with my guys breeding. I always thought that boxers (bullenbeisers anyway) brought down a bull by it's NOSE. Luckily Hardy put me right on this one last night.
First, you parade around the room with said bull in mouth, and find a good possy where she can't get to it. Ignore her whining while you start on the TAIL. This is most easily removed.
Then move on to the small beady glass eyes. This is best achieved by getting your sister to tug on a leg at the same time.
After a session of tug of war, the neck will break away, revealing that lovely white dacron stuffing. This must be removed immediately and strewn around the house.
The next piece will probably be a horn...or a leg, we haven't decided yet, but we'll get back to you..we're busy with mouths full of dacron...
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Laurel and Hardy -the terrible two. 21 mths.
First, you parade around the room with said bull in mouth, and find a good possy where she can't get to it. Ignore her whining while you start on the TAIL. This is most easily removed.
Then move on to the small beady glass eyes. This is best achieved by getting your sister to tug on a leg at the same time.
After a session of tug of war, the neck will break away, revealing that lovely white dacron stuffing. This must be removed immediately and strewn around the house.
The next piece will probably be a horn...or a leg, we haven't decided yet, but we'll get back to you..we're busy with mouths full of dacron...
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Laurel and Hardy -the terrible two. 21 mths.