How many dogs does it take to chang a light bulb?

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Robyn

Completely Boxer Crazy
I just got this off of another boxer board...cute!
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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace
any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid
lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can
feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while
I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going
to sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my
squeaky toys in the dark.......

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've
got this hangover.....

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is,
right there....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the
light bulbs in a little circle....

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I
just ate was a light bulb?

Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People
change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM, so the
question is: how long will it be before I can
expect my light?

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring
the house, my nails will be dry.
 

Guenola

Boxer Pal
This is great. Thanks Robyn for brighten up my day.

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2 years old fawn
Natural ears, docket tail
 

Suzanna828

Boxer Booster
Ha! LOL!!!
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Suzanna - Mom to Jake, 2 year old fawn male, floppy ears, docked tail
 

aaoops

Boxer Pal
TOO FUNNY!!!! cute cute cute
Loved the Australian Shephard one!!!

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Maddux - male brindle boxer
Roxie - female rottweiler
 
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Brutis and Bama's Mommy

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That was too funny. Thank you for the laugh, I can get ready to go help my husband now.
 
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