Kazz's Boxers
Super Boxer
Life in Pennsylvania
I had to change some words (not approiate) but this is funny! I live in Pa so i can def. relate to this, i couldnt stop laughing
Melanie
DEAR DIARY:
SEPT. 1
Moved to our new home in Pennsylvania. It is so beautiful here.
The town is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it
covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE!
OCT. 14
Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red
and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some
deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most
peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE
IT HERE!
NOV. 21
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting
to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace
and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and
cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had
a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we
had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place.
Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again, that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to
get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F@*#ing
Snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters
on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides
around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That
A@$*$le!
DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted ass. Mother f*@#ing snow. If I
ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that
snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb b*#@ard. Don't
know why they don't use more salt on this f$#@ing ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same shit last night. Been inside since
Christmas Day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by.
Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white
shit. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this
shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10
inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy F@#*ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN).
We got 34 f*@#ing inches of snow this time. At this rate it
won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck
down the road and shit for brains had the balls to come to
the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6
shovels already, shoveling out the shit he plowed into my
driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his f*#$ing head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car
and I hit the f*&@er. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the
car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last
November.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe
the body is rotting away from all the f*&^ing salt they keep
dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of
shit.
MAY 10
Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their
right f!@#ing mind would want to live in the God forsaken
State of Pennsylvania
Melanie
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Melanie
Bandit's Mom
Male, Fawn, Black Mask, White toes & white spot on Chest, Neutered, Floppy ears, Docked Tail, born 11/01/99
www.KazzsWhiseyBandit.homestead.com/homepage.html
I had to change some words (not approiate) but this is funny! I live in Pa so i can def. relate to this, i couldnt stop laughing
Melanie
DEAR DIARY:
SEPT. 1
Moved to our new home in Pennsylvania. It is so beautiful here.
The town is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it
covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE!
OCT. 14
Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red
and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some
deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most
peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE
IT HERE!
NOV. 21
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting
to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace
and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and
cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had
a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we
had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place.
Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again, that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE!
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to
get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F@*#ing
Snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters
on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides
around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That
A@$*$le!
DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted ass. Mother f*@#ing snow. If I
ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that
snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb b*#@ard. Don't
know why they don't use more salt on this f$#@ing ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same shit last night. Been inside since
Christmas Day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by.
Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white
shit. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this
shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10
inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy F@#*ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN).
We got 34 f*@#ing inches of snow this time. At this rate it
won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck
down the road and shit for brains had the balls to come to
the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6
shovels already, shoveling out the shit he plowed into my
driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his f*#$ing head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car
and I hit the f*&@er. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the
car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last
November.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe
the body is rotting away from all the f*&^ing salt they keep
dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of
shit.
MAY 10
Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their
right f!@#ing mind would want to live in the God forsaken
State of Pennsylvania
Melanie
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Melanie
Bandit's Mom
Male, Fawn, Black Mask, White toes & white spot on Chest, Neutered, Floppy ears, Docked Tail, born 11/01/99
www.KazzsWhiseyBandit.homestead.com/homepage.html
