Hi all it's Max the shoedog. I have been keeping my nose clean and staying out of trouble until today. Mommy and Auntie have been having a "tournament card game" for a while. The stakes are high and the bets are tough. Mommy has been on a losing streak and as a result has to take Auntie's baby's for a walk for the next few weeks, and so on. Where have I been? Under the table eyeing Auntie's new sneakers. She got 'em after I ate her last pair. On their last hand Mommy says "If you lose this one, how 'bout giving your new nikes to Max for the afternoon?" Auntie shrugs and says "sure whatever". Well, Mommy won and now Auntie has to pay up! However, after some negotiations, I was only allowed 10 minutes with them. 10 minutes! That's only like..err..2 minutes/sneaker (It will take me some time to sniff them and decide which one to chew first) Can they be chewed and drooled in such short time??? How can I do it???? HELP!!!!!!