Biker Joke - (last one)

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Okay I must preface by saying this is dirty (not nasty) so please don't be upset and don't give me a hard time!!!!

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.

One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.

The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies, " bike's parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep...drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope...but I've been swung
around by my nipples a few times."


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Speaking of bikers, two of them were leaving a bar together. As they walked down the sidewalk to their hogs, they noticed a dog laying up against a building doing a little 'personal hygiene'. One biker turns to the other one and says, "Man, I wish I could do that." The other biker turns to his friend and says, "Go ahead, but make sure he's friendly first."

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This is REAL BAD!I apologise in advance!

A guy goes into a bar and orders a drink, "What will you have?" asked the bartender. "Anything but Sothern Comfort, Last week I drank a whole fifth and went home and blew chunks!" The Bartender said "Drink that much would make anyone throw up." "No you dont understand, Chunks is my Dog!'

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Here's another biker joke :)

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

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