3 Bears story

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bayleighmom

Boxer Insane
THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES....

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!!' he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my Porridge?!!' he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the darn table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-a$$@$ downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time.....


'I HAVEN'T MADE THE @!#$*@! PORRIDGE YET'!
 

whymeohio

Boxer Pal
OMG...have you been at my house?????I think that if anything happened to me no one here would be able to function, no matter what they say!!! If you walk by something that has to be done enough, don't worry, mom will do it!!!
 

kathysboxer

Boxer Insane
THAT WAS HILLARIOUS!!!!! I figured there would be a boxer bear sitting there licking his chops
with a look of I didn't do it. And all the while porridge on his nose and drooling out with his slobbers.
Whymeohio, no words were ever spoken more true than those!!
 
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